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Dos pa' dos

Dos pa' dos

By @Daniela Alejandra Madrid Farias

Mateo is a master of control, a cynical relationship therapist who believes love is nothing more than chemical impulses and poor math. Underneath his calculated exterior lies a profound fear of abandonment, a scar left by a mother who vanished without a trace. When his chaotic, free-spirited childhood friend, Sofia, drags him into a double-date arrangement to save her struggling event business, Mateo's orderly world fractures. He is forced to play the doting boyfriend to Sofia while secretly falling for her. The stakes rise as Sofia's business partner threatens to expose their fake relationship, which would ruin Mateo's professional credibility and Sofia's dreams. As the fake dates blur into real intimacy, Mateo's emotional defenses crumble. He must choose between the safety of his cold theories or risking his heart on a woman who thrives in chaos, all while navigating a web of hilarious misunderstandings and deep-seated fears.

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Ranma 1⁄2, without hot water

Ranma 1⁄2, without hot water

By @Gamex Primer

Prince Furie, a notoriously short-tempered denizen of the Underworld, faces an unprecedented crisis: the Tendo Dojo's insatiable demand for hot water is destabilizing the infernal economy. Armed with absolute heat and cold manipulation, Furie descends to the human realm to personally enforce a ban on hot water for the Tendo household, specifically targeting the chaotic martial artist, Ranma Saotome. What seems like a simple bureaucratic task quickly spirals into a slapstick nightmare as Furie, accustomed to unquestioning demonic obedience, confronts the sheer absurdity and indomitable will of the Tendo and Saotome families. His mission to conserve hellfire turns into a desperate struggle for his own sanity, as he attempts to impose order on a world defined by its delightful disorder, all while battling his own growing frustration and the bewildering appeal of human chaos.

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The Path of Heaven's Library

The Path of Heaven's Library

By @Lira

To be a good teacher, you must know your student's weaknesses. Xiao Ran knows everyone's. After a strange accident, a mystical library appeared in his mind, instantly creating a detailed book of flaws for anyone he looks at. From emperors with embarrassing secrets to ancient demon lords, no one is safe from his sight. He only wants to guide the next generation of experts, but his power is too great. How long can he hide a secret that could make him the most feared being in existence?

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The Absolute's Dwelling

The Absolute's Dwelling

By @Lira

I awakened the ultimate power: absolute control over my own home. No monster, demon, or god can enter without my permission. In a world overrun by apocalyptic dungeons, this should make me the safest man alive. But my perfect shelter is also a gilded cage, bound by one infuriating rule. The system declared I can never step outside. As humanity crumbles, how does a man build an empire without ever leaving his front door?

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The Seven Divine Officers Unveiled

The Seven Divine Officers Unveiled

By @Duke So Deep

Exiled and disgraced, Shen Yu, a youth burdened by a reputation he didn't earn, finds himself thrust into the enigmatic world of the '7 Thần Quan'. His only hope for reclaiming honor lies in navigating this perilous realm and clearing his name. But the path is fraught with deceit, led by Tri Tướng, a wily trickster whose motives are as shrouded as his power. Shen Yu's cold demeanor shields a deeper wound, a fear of true vulnerability, making him an easy target for manipulation. As he battles not just for his future but for the very essence of truth in a world where shadows conspire, he begins to unravel the true purpose of the 'Nameless' and the hidden agendas of his reluctant allies. Every victory brings him closer to a shocking revelation about the 7 Thần Quan itself.

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The Scarlet Shadow Chronicles

The Scarlet Shadow Chronicles

By @Martez

Kaelen, a disgraced scout haunted by the whispers of a forgotten war and the loss of his unit, ekes out a meager existence in the desolate Ashfall Wastes. His only companion is a sentient, shadow-bound grimoire, 'Umbra,' which grants him forbidden knowledge and the power to manipulate ephemeral darkness. When a tyrannical Crimson Empire, fueled by soul-devouring artifacts, begins its ruthless expansion, Kaelen finds himself at a crossroads. He can either remain hidden, succumbing to his guilt, or wield Umbra's terrifying power to protect the innocent. But every shadow he commands inches him closer to a monstrous transformation, forcing him to confront not only the Empire's might but the encroaching darkness within himself. Can he save the world without losing his soul?

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Zora veyl & dıe büchse der Pandora

Zora veyl & dıe büchse der Pandora

By @selin isil werner

Zora, a mysteriously aloof demigoddess, navigates the treacherous halls of a modern academy for Zeus's progeny. Blessed with the inherent power of the Sky Father, a chaotic mind fueled by ADHD and dyslexia, and an uncanny ability to 'acquire' anything she desires, Zora stands as the sole surviving child of Zeus. Unlike her siblings, who succumb to their overwhelming power at birth, Zora's unique constitution allows her to endure. But this gift comes with a price: a hidden power within her that constantly threatens to overwhelm her. The academy, meant to be a sanctuary, becomes a battleground as ancient forces stir, seeking to exploit her latent abilities. As the world teeters on the brink of mythical resurgence, Zora must master her unpredictable gifts and uncover the truth behind her siblings' demise, lest she too become another casualty in a war she never asked for. Can she control the very power that keeps her alive, or will it be her ultimate undoing?

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Zora veyl & die büchse der pandora

Zora veyl & die büchse der pandora

By @selin isil werner

Zora Veyl, a seemingly ordinary twelve-year-old in 2026, navigates the mundane rhythms of school life until a shocking revelation shatters her world. Awakened to an extraordinary power, she discovers her true heritage as a daughter of Zeus, a truth that draws her into the hidden, fantastical Academy. Here, students wear uniforms that shift with their parents' divine rank, and rooms expand to grand estates. Zora, however, carries a dark secret: she has died multiple times, each resurrection leaving her more powerful but also more brutal. As she strives for recognition and struggles with her burgeoning abilities, she must confront the true cost of her immortality and the ominous purpose behind her repeated deaths. The Academy's enigmatic leader, Zeros, and his deputy, Phol, watch her every move, hinting at a larger, darker game.

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Enchanted

Enchanted

By @Shreshta

Above Earth, the divine realm of Aryavarta hovers, sustained by elemental-blooded Aryas and the ancient Tattvayoni Mahālaya - a crucible where elemental principles of Fire, Water, Air, Earth, and Sky select their chosen. Here, Elara, a human outcast with no divine lineage, stumbles upon the 'Core Cosmic System' - a forgotten cheat allowing her to synthesize and command all elements with unsettling ease, a power deemed impossible. Her very existence threatens the rigid hierarchy of Aryavarta, where elemental purity dictates power and fate. As whispers of an ancient entropy threatening to unravel Aryavarta’s celestial stability begin to spread, Elara finds herself unwillingly thrust into a deadly struggle. She must master her dangerous new gifts and navigate the treacherous politics of the Aryas, or watch both the divine realm and the unsuspecting Earth below crumble into oblivion, a casualty of a cosmic war she never asked to join. Can one 'unworthy' human truly synthesize salvation when gods have failed?

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Enchanted

Enchanted

By @Shreshta

🌌 ENCHANTED - CORE COSMIC SYSTEM (UPDATED MASTER SYNTHESIS) Above everything exists Aryavarta, a stabilising divine realm once maintained by gods, now upheld by Aryas, divine-blooded elemental beings. At its heart stands: 🏰 TATTVAYONI MAHĀLAYA, not a school, but a crucible of elemental selection. Here, students are chosen by the primal forces: Fire, Water, Air, Earth, and Sky/Space, to become existential 'harbingers'. Our protagonist, Elara, an orphaned 'void-child' from the lower realms, possesses a baffling cheat: the ability to momentarily *steal* and *mimic* elemental affinities, a power unheard of and inherently unstable. She infiltrates Tatvatyoni Mahālaya, driven by a desperate hope to find answers about her past and the mysterious cataclysm that orphaned her. But as she navigates the perilous trials and ancient political machinations of Aryavarta, Elara uncovers a brewing cosmic war, threatening to unravel the very fabric of existence. Her stolen powers are a ticking time bomb, and her quest for truth might just ignite the final apocalypse.

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My hero

My hero

By @Momo 4ever

In a world brimming with superhuman Quirks, Kurosaki Miu possesses a devastating vibration ability that threatens to tear her apart from the inside. With every tremor she unleashes, a ticking clock of headaches and nosebleeds limits her power, forcing her to wield a sword - not as a weapon, but as a conductor, a tether to her own fragile humanity. Miu, a witty, laid-back enigma with piercing blue eyes and short black hair, finds herself thrust into the cutthroat arena of U.A. High, a school designed to forge the next generation of heroes. But as powerful villains emerge and society teeters on the brink, Miu must not only master her volatile Quirk but also navigate the complex dynamics of nascent friendships and budding rivalries, especially with a fiery blonde classmate. Her true challenge lies in embracing her power without losing herself, all while unraveling the deeper conspiracies that plague the hero world. Can this mysterious girl become the hero the world needs, or will her own abilities become her ultimate undoing?

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Idiotas cosplay

Idiotas cosplay

By @jonnathan Zepeda

Meet Haruka Sato, a master of disguise whose fingers weave magic into fabric, creating costumes so breathtakingly perfect they blur the line between fantasy and reality. Every stitch, every prop, is a testament to an obsessive talent, fueled by an almost supernatural 'System' that guides her hands, providing rare materials and perfect schematics. Yet, off-stage, Haruka is a phantom, crippled by a gnawing fear of judgment stemming from a past humiliation that convinced her her passion was a shameful secret. Her vibrant world, a community of passionate otaku, faces an existential threat: the beloved local cosplay cafe, their only haven, is on the brink of closure, threatened by a cynical developer. To save it, Haruka must step out from behind her sewing machine and into the dazzling, yet terrifying, spotlight of the city's grandest cosplay competition. But facing a cutthroat rival and her own crippling anxiety, can Haruka shed her emotional disguise and truly embody the hero she crafts, not just for herself, but for everyone who believes in the magic?

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They don't lisen

They don't lisen

By @Bilal Salman VI F

George, an eternally cheerful but perpetually unheard young man, navigates a modern Earth where his words seem to vanish into thin air. His only recourse is a peculiar, almost useless ability: once a day, he can command one person's sole, undivided attention. A lifetime of being overlooked has forged a deep insecurity beneath his sunny exterior. When a series of inexplicable events hint at a looming crisis, George finds himself in a terrifying race against time. He can glimpse the danger, but how do you warn an entire world when only one set of ears will ever truly listen to you? He must leverage his unique power, not just to be heard, but to convince the one listener to act, even as indifference threatens to swallow everything.

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Neko Mage

Neko Mage

By @Kittysuny

Kira, a young neko slave, has known nothing but chains and obedience. But when the world suddenly shifts, granting her access to the mysterious LitRPG System, her fate is irrevocably altered. Her first, unique skill: [Singularity]. With a nascent flicker of this reality-bending power, she shatters her bonds, leaving her cruel masters stunned and broken. Now free, Kira embarks on a vibrant adventure, her cheerful demeanor a stark contrast to the destructive potential she wields. From battling monstrous beasts to navigating cunning guild politics, she levels up, unlocks devastating new abilities, and collects a growing retinue of baffled onlookers. Yet, her ultimate quest isn't just power, but a desperate search for a world where no one, especially nekos, can ever be enslaved again, clashing with the entrenched powers that profit from such suffering.

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The Cogwheel & Comfort Chronicle

The Cogwheel & Comfort Chronicle

By @john1208

Elias Thorne, once a meticulous urban planner obsessed with efficiency and smart infrastructure, met an ignominious end beneath a collapsed crane. Reborn by an amused cosmic entity, he awoke not in a glittering future, but among the breathtaking, gravity-defying spires of Aethelgard, a world where magic hoisted islands into the sky and fueled magnificent airships, yet lacked basic sanitation, efficient lighting, or even potable tap water for its common folk. The deity, perhaps as a cosmic joke, bestowed upon him the 'Chronometer of Concepts' - an arcane device that translates his past-life memories of modern technology into workable magical blueprints. Now an apprentice 'Sky-Smith,' Elias finds himself surrounded by wonder, but also staggering inconvenience. He grapples with mystical artisans who view basic hygiene as an inconvenience and grand magical displays as the pinnacle of achievement. With the Chronometer’s help, Elias embarks on a quiet revolution, introducing concepts like enclosed plumbing systems, magical induction stoves, and efficient light sources, one "mundane miracle" at a time. His goal isn't just to make a name for himself, but to gently steer Aethelgard towards a more comfortable, convenient, and surprisingly modern existence, much to the bemusement (and occasional ire) of its ancient magical establishment.

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007

007

By @Souad Ettabti

Meet 007, a perpetually naive, homeless drunk on modern Earth, burdened by 0 friends, 0 dreams, and 7 debilitating mental illnesses. His only solace, and unbeknownst to him, his unique power, lies in "The 7 Beers" - a mysterious, reality-bending power system activated by his prodigious drinking habit. Each specific beer unlocks a unique, often chaotic, ability, though always accompanied by bizarre side effects, sometimes exacerbating his mental states, other times creating new, absurd dilemmas. The world itself is subtly shifting, unseen forces at play, and 007's accidental mastery of these potent elixirs is attracting dangerous attention. Unwittingly, he stumbles into a clandestine global struggle, where powerful organizations seek to control or eliminate those who wield the power of "The 7 Beers." Can this bewildered, naive drunkard, armed only with a bottle and his unpredictable, alcohol-fueled powers, navigate a world far beyond his comprehension? He must somehow, against all odds, become an unlikely hero - or at the very least, survive another chaotic day.

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Hostile Takeout

Hostile Takeout

By @john1208

I didn't plan on becoming the city's most feared hitwoman. I was just a broke single mother sprinting across neon rooftops, dodging plasma fire with a lukewarm burrito strapped to my back because my toddler needed diapers and my teenage brother needed tuition. When the snobby [Epicurean Concierge System] awakened in my head, its melodramatic phrasing - like [Eliminate the Target's Cravings] and [Execute the Banquet] - convinced me it was an underworld assassination interface. Naturally, my strategy is simple: kick down the penthouse doors of the Krepis District, violently force-feed the bewildered elites their orders, and secure five-star ratings through sheer intimidation. Every completed 'hit' rewards me with life-changing perks, from a self-cleaning apartment to an indestructible baby stroller. The System's AI constantly screams at me for ruining the plating, while the city’s actual top assassin falls madly in love with his terrifying new rival. But as I accidentally dismantle the criminal underworld one hot meal at a time, what happens when the local syndicates put a bounty on my head right as I get a massive catering order for their boss?

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The Tectonic Inspector: Scaffolding the Heavens

The Tectonic Inspector: Scaffolding the Heavens

By @john1208

Jin Baishen, secretly the mythical Fulcrum Sovereign whose fists once realigned the continents, faked his death to enjoy a quiet life as a lowly pavilion inspector for the Sun-Kiln Pagoda. He just wants to check load-bearing pillars and drink cheap tea. But when he is forced to take on Qiao Linxi - a mocked disciple with 'Shattered Glass Meridians' rejected by every elder - his professional obsession with structural integrity kicks in. Treating her fragile cultivation base like a condemned building, Baishen applies sheer architectural physics: reinforcing her meridians with spiritual rebar, teaching her to parry by calculating shear force, and distributing kinetic impacts directly into the earth. To the cultivation world, Linxi's rapid rise is terrifying - a frail girl who effortlessly tanks legendary ultimate attacks and counters with the force of a collapsing skyscraper. But as elite sects demand to know the origins of her supreme defensive Dao, the upcoming Heaven-Vault Symposium threatens to overload the continent's most sacred, structurally unsound floating arena. Will Baishen finally break his cover to catch a falling tectonic plate, or will he let the arrogant Heavens collapse for violating the building code?

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The Sweetest Sabotage of Porto Zeffa

The Sweetest Sabotage of Porto Zeffa

By @john1208

Pellita Marno is thrilled to receive a mysterious crate of highly volatile Snap-Peppers on the first day of her final exams at the Zeffa Culinary Conservatory. Assuming it’s a generous gift from a secret admirer, the kind-hearted baker whips up a legendary spicy jam - completely oblivious that her childhood best friend, Briska, sent the peppers to blow up her kitchen. Briska has bound herself to the Fate-Siphoning System, tasked with stealing Pellita’s luck by making her fail every major exam. But the system's insidious rumors are laughed off by Pellita's fiercely loyal friends, and its lethal traps only help Pellita accidentally impress Casimir, the academy's notoriously grumpy prodigy. What Briska missed in the fine print is the System's strict thirty-day trial period: if the host fails to steal the target's destiny in time, the system automatically reports them to the royal guard for magical fraud. As the final exam approaches and Pellita continues to kill her rivals with kindness, will Briska's escalating desperation finally crack Pellita's sunny disposition, or is the cheating system about to serve up cold, hard justice?

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Seasoning for Disaster

Seasoning for Disaster

By @john1208

All I, Anano Metreveli, ever wanted was to nap. As the laziest prodigy of the famed Saperavi Culinary Institute, my signature move is creating Michelin-star dishes with minimal effort. My dream life of napping in sunbeams is shattered when Vano Dadiani, the notoriously ruthless heir to a ruined gastronomic dynasty, storms into my life. Convinced I'm the spy who stole his family's secret 'Sunstone Salt' recipe, he blackmails me into becoming his private chef at his remote, ridiculously high-tech mountain estate. His plan? To isolate me and break my spirit with absurdly difficult culinary challenges. My plan? To be so outrageously incompetent that he fires me. The problem is, this handsome idiot thinks my burnt offerings are avant-garde masterpieces and my salty disasters are a bold new culinary frontier. Now I'm stuck in forced proximity with a man who glares at me like I'm a burnt pastry but blushes every time I accidentally trip into his arms. And his supposedly loyal advisor seems a little too pleased with this whole situation. Can I expose the real traitor and reclaim my nap schedule before my vengeful, culinarily-challenged boss accidentally falls in love with me?

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Kiss Me Or Kill Me

Kiss Me Or Kill Me

By @Ipshita Jahin

Jung Wooyoung, a man haunted by a past he desperately tries to outrun, finds himself bound by an ancient pact to Choi San, a ruthless and enigmatic enforcer. Their relationship is a volatile dance between undeniable attraction and bitter resentment, each touch a spark that could ignite passion or destruction. Their fragile, dangerous equilibrium shatters with the arrival of Karina, a rogue agent with a personal vendetta against San, who sees Wooyoung not as an obstacle, but as a weapon. As Karina manipulates their already fractured trust, Wooyoung must choose between the man who holds his heart captive and the freedom Karina promises, even if it means betraying the only love he's ever known. The stakes are not just their lives, but the very soul of their forbidden devotion.

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Kiss Me Or Kill Me

Kiss Me Or Kill Me

By @Ipshita Jahin

Jung Wooyoung, a man haunted by a past he desperately tries to outrun, finds himself inextricably bound to Choi San, a volatile force of nature whose affections are as intoxicating as they are dangerous. Their love story is a tempest, a passionate dance on the edge of destruction, where every kiss could be a reprieve or a prelude to ruin. But lurking in the shadows is Karina, a rogue agent with a personal vendetta, determined to unravel their fragile bond and expose the dark secrets they both cling to. As their world crumbles, Wooyoung must confront the true nature of his desires and the perilous depths of San's love, or risk losing everything to the machinations of a woman hell-bent on their demise. Can love truly conquer all, even when it's born from the ashes of betrayal and shadowed by the threat of death?

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The Bastion's Laziest Speedster

The Bastion's Laziest Speedster

By @john1208

The opening ceremony of the Darvaza Bastion went exactly as I planned: I tripped, spilled initiation wine all over the prodigy senior Kamran, and let him publicly humiliate me. Being the academy's trash-tier Gale-Walker is the perfect cover for a regressor trying to prevent his little sister Mitra from dying in a catastrophic Qaf-Breach. Hiding my Mythic-grade time manipulation is easy: I just freeze time, casually walk to my destination, and unfreeze. Everyone thinks I'm incredibly fast and mysteriously out of breath. Kamran loves bullying freshmen, utterly unaware I spend my frozen time rearranging his dorm furniture by exactly one inch so he continuously stubs his toes. My peaceful, petty revenge is threatened when Soraya, a ridiculously observant senior scholar-fighter, decides my 'speed' defies physics and starts investigating me. But everything derails when Kamran corners my best friend Javad in the courtyard and draws his blade. My temper snaps. The falling rain freezes mid-air, and my temporal aura violently leaks out, crushing the arrogant prodigy to his knees. Will the Bastion realize their biggest joke is their deadliest weapon, and can I uncover the true traitor lurking in my friend group before history repeats itself?

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Lag Spikes and Bisected Mountains

Lag Spikes and Bisected Mountains

By @john1208

I was literally mid-respawn on my hospital bed, complaining about the ICU's terrible ping, when my heart monitor flatlined. When I opened my eyes in a ridiculously opulent courtyard surrounded by silk-robed teenagers, I naturally assumed I was stuck in a poorly optimized VR game. The graphics here in the Shimmering Minarets of Yashar are honestly sub-par, and the 'magic' system has an abysmal cast delay. I just want to find a quiet place to sleep, but these arrogant NPC nobles won't stop challenging me to duels. Yesterday, I grabbed a random wooden stick to swat a glowing mosquito, and somehow the resulting shockwave cleaved the nearby mountain range in half. Now, the terrifying Demon Lord Xurash is wearing a tuxedo and making my bed, crying tears of sheer terror every time I yawn. The only people who make sense are Tazmeen, an overly serious knight who thinks my laziness is 'profound enlightenment,' and Master Vahram, the chillest teacher here. But why does Vahram keep handing me cursed artifacts disguised as paperweights? Will I ever find the logout button before this buggy server crashes for good?

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The Patron Saint of Terrible Life Choices

The Patron Saint of Terrible Life Choices

By @john1208

Pavel was supposed to die peacefully in a sanatorium bed, his rare 'Aura Rot' disease finally claiming him. Instead, a bizarre divine System activates at his moment of death, offering him a deal: become a 'Patron' and anchor a 'Champion' to the mortal plane. Believing it's a hallucination, he agrees - only to find himself tethered to Zofia, a fierce but comically inept assassin on a quest for revenge. Every time Zofia dies in a slapstick-worthy fashion, Pavel resurrects her, an act that costs him a piece of his own vitality but earns him 'Patronage Points'. She can't see or hear him, but she can feel his healing 'guidance', which she misinterprets as the lingering spirit of her murdered mentor. As Zofia bungles her way up the ranks of the shadowy Crimson Coterie, Pavel's powers evolve from simple revivals to reality-bending 'interventions'. But the System's grand prize for reaching max Patronage isn't a cure; it's 'Ascension', a permanent dissolution of his soul to make her an immortal demigod. Can Pavel help Zofia complete her revenge and find a way to sever their connection before her success becomes his ultimate undoing?

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I Ruined My Rival Because I Didn't Read the Patch Notes

I Ruined My Rival Because I Didn't Read the Patch Notes

By @john1208

Bavol, the most lethargic genius at the Paldarian Synthetics Institute, spent a whole year orchestrating the ultimate downfall of his bitter rival, Jelika. Believing she bullied his sister into a fatal Aether-Dive, Bavol suffered through the sheer exhaustion of infiltrating Jelika's lonely life. He ate her snacks, napped on her workshop couch, and pretended to be a sympathetic confidant until she fell in love and agreed to marry him. At their lavish engagement gala, he finally springs his trap: publicly stripping her of her Guild Wards and casting her out into the freezing rain. Triumphant, he prepares for a well-deserved nap - until his best friend mentions that his sister's Aether-Dive was actually a highly publicized System healing quest funded entirely by Jelika. Horrified to realize he skipped the server patch notes and just condemned his innocent, fiercely beloved fiancé to the local assassin's guild, Bavol is forced to do the one thing he hates most: cardio. Sprinting into the storm to take a poisoned knife meant for her, he must now grovel for his life. Can he win back the woman he broke before the poison - or her righteous fury - ends his naps forever?

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Unpausing the Serpent Spire

Unpausing the Serpent Spire

By @john1208

My morning started like any other - until I went to brush my teeth and stared into the reflection of Niran, the Naga-Spire Institute's most despised coward. A bureaucratic error in the time-stream had swapped my soul into this slacker's body, exactly five years before the corrupted deity Kalagya turns my beloved Mali into a weeping stone statue. Being painfully shy in a notoriously hated body is a nightmare. Worse, to hide my veteran Chronomancer class, I have to pretend to be a 'speedster.' I literally just pause time, casually stroll past my enemies, and unpause. Easy, right? Wrong. Because Arthit, an arrogant jerk who thinks he is the sole time-traveler, won't stop bullying my friends to rewrite history in his favor. When Arthit pushes me too far during a public spar, I finally snap. With a heavy sigh, I take off the temporal suppression ring weighing down my finger. Will the academy survive a 'speedster' who suddenly freezes time itself to deliver a very overdue slap?

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The Deadpan Alchemist's Imminent Expiration

The Deadpan Alchemist's Imminent Expiration

By @john1208

Huo Yanting was supposed to die quietly after his father viciously drained his sacred bloodline. Instead, he wakes up hanging upside down inside the sect ancestor's suspended burial chandelier, clutching a rusted ring. Inside it resides Empress Chi Mei, a seductive demonic alchemist who promises him the power to shatter the heavens. Naturally, Yanting accepts, returning to the sect to deadpan-shatter the kneecaps of every arrogant young master who mocks his crippled state. But Chi Mei conveniently forgot to mention one detail: her supreme alchemy technique uses Yanting's body as the furnace. If he doesn't break through to the next major realm in exactly thirty days, his internal organs will permanently mutate into ultra-rare, sentient medicinal roots. With the clock ticking, Yanting is forced to enter the prestigious Iron Cauldron Sparring Festival to violently extract enough resources from his bullies to survive. When a notoriously pompous elite challenges him, Yanting responds by deliberately summoning a heavenly tribulation mid-match just to multitask his breakthrough. Will his merciless face-slapping secure his survival, or will he literally cough up a thousand-year ginseng?

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The Patron Saint of Perpetual Panic

The Patron Saint of Perpetual Panic

By @john1208

Binka Mieszek is good at two things: baking poppyseed rolls and being unfailingly kind. When her desperate prayer to save her dying grandfather results in him regaining a full head of glorious hair but still dying, she learns she is the Vessel of the Unasked - a saintess whose miracles manifest with wildly unpredictable, often comical, results. This 'blessing' paints a target on her back. The Sanctified Order of the Final Word declares her a heretical abomination, a glitch in the divine plan that must be erased. Her only hope is Ziven Broz, a pragmatic and perpetually unimpressed spymaster who whisks her away, seeing not a holy woman but a political tool to dismantle the Order's power. Forced on a cross-country run, Binka must learn to control her chaotic powers, from blessing an entire village with uncontrollably melodious singing voices to accidentally turning an assassin’s sword into a bouquet of tulips. As Ziven’s cold pragmatism clashes with her pathological kindness, a reluctant and inconvenient affection begins to bloom. But the Order is closing in, and the great 'salvation' she's prophesied to bring might be a trap designed by the gods themselves. Can a woman who accidentally blessed a river to taste of soup save the world, or will her next miracle be her last?

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My Party is Allergic to Living

My Party is Allergic to Living

By @john1208

Jaskari is a professional optimist and a certified 'Reanimator' - a healer class so rare, most think it's a myth. His job is simple: follow the most chaotic F-rank party, 'The Sundered Six,' and discreetly bring them back to life every time their grand ambitions meet a messy end. To everyone else, he's just the party's sweet, slightly dim-witted water boy. In reality, his divine gift of 'Un-Death' not only resurrects his teammates but also secretly copies their latent abilities, making him a powerhouse in disguise. Jaskari's quiet life of cleaning up fatal messes is perfect, until a cryptic message from his patron deity reveals the truth: his power is a loan, not a gift. He has one year to turn his dysfunctional found family into legendary heroes and repay the divine 'life-debt' they've accumulated. If he fails, not only will his power vanish, but every resurrection will be undone, wiping his friends from history itself. Can Jaskari coach his team of lovable disasters to greatness without revealing his secret, or will his cosmic credit score hit zero first?

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My Couch is a Superpower

My Couch is a Superpower

By @john1208

Stellan Vodyanoy's life goal is to achieve a perfect state of equilibrium between his couch and his ceiling fan. A prodigy who works just enough to afford instant noodles, his tranquil existence is shattered when his girlfriend's snobby family tries to humiliate him. Instead of a breakup, he gets an intervention from a fleet of helicopters and a family he never knew existed - the absurdly wealthy Vodyanoy clan, a secret dynasty of superhumans who can manipulate kinetic energy. Stellan's 'laziness' is actually an unconscious manifestation of their core power: Inertia Nullification. Now, thrust into a world of corporate espionage, rival super-clans, and assassins who can level city blocks, he's expected to lead. His family's ancient enemies, the volatile Pyrovsk Syndicate, see him as a weak link to be eliminated. Stellan must master a power he can barely be bothered to use, all while fending off threats that interrupt his nap schedule. Can the laziest man alive defeat a world of hyperactive enemies, or will he finally have to get off the couch?

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My Nemesis, The Cat Butler

My Nemesis, The Cat Butler

By @john1208

Ornella Polidori's life revolves around three things: artisanal coffee, fluffy pillows, and her beloved cat cafe, 'The Purrfect Cup.' Her quiet world shatters when Valerio Galliano, a cold-hearted industrialist, buys out her family's small coffee bean supplier with the sole purpose of destroying her. Convinced she's the spy who leaked his company's secrets, Valerio begins a campaign of petty, over-the-top sabotage. Forced to find a new job to keep her cafe afloat, a desperate Ornella, disguised as the stoic 'Orso,' becomes the new manager of Galliano's ultra-luxurious cattery. Her new duties include catering to the every whim of 'Il Magnifico,' Valerio’s demonic, prize-winning Nebelung cat who communicates only through interpretive dance and elaborate mischief. As Valerio escalates his ridiculous war on her cafe by day, he finds himself increasingly reliant on his brilliant new cat butler by night, never realizing they are the same person. Can Ornella save her cafe, exorcise a cat, and survive her boss's bizarre revenge plot without her identity - and sanity - unraveling?

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Faking Celibacy to Survive My Nemesis

Faking Celibacy to Survive My Nemesis

By @john1208

Tazia Moranza wakes up from a terrifying prophetic nightmare with one stark realization: her infuriatingly perfect academic rival, Zorano, is destined to murder her. To escape this fate, Tazia does the only logical thing. During the grand opening of the semester's most anticipated dueling tournament, she drops to her knees, publicly repents for her 'sins,' and declares she is swearing off all earthly desires - especially men - to become a devout Sister of the Chaste Prism. It's a foolproof plan, right? Wrong. Her sudden pious transformation from a famously cheeky, competitive menace into a burlap-sack-wearing saint only makes Zorano highly suspicious. Fascinated by her bizarre behavior, he begins tailing her every move, determined to unravel her secrets. But her nightmare left out one tiny, terrifying detail: the celestial alignment marking her death isn't years away - it's happening in exactly thirty days. With the clock ticking and a bitter rivalry threatening to boil over into blazing attraction, can Tazia maintain her holy facade long enough to survive, or will being trapped in an illusion matrix with her surprisingly gentle executioner be her ultimate undoing?

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The Comatose Beast's Midnight Rival

The Comatose Beast's Midnight Rival

By @john1208

My Tuesday morning was going perfectly - I was in my pajamas eating pistachio baklava - until my stepmother kicked down my door, slapped a ruby-encrusted veil over my head, and tossed me into a bridal palanquin. My half-sister was supposed to marry Tariq al-Ruz, the comatose 'Beast of Zaribad,' to wash away his bad luck. Instead, I got the job. I expected a miserable life. Instead, I got an endless supply of silk gowns, mountains of gold, and absolute authority over his estate. Being a substitute bride is a breeze! It leaves me plenty of time to sneak out at night and search for rare herbs to suppress my chaotic witchcraft. There's just one problem: the Shadow Sultan, the ruthless ruler of Zaribad's underworld, keeps stealing my bounties. We've become bitter midnight rivals, trading spells and insults on the rooftops. But lately, I've noticed something strange. The masked Sultan smells exactly like the expensive sandalwood oil I massage into my comatose husband’s hands. And why does my trusted magical mentor suddenly seem so desperate for Tariq to stay asleep? If my husband wakes up, will I lose my spoiled life, or gain the deadliest partner in the city?

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Beyondance

Beyondance

By @Yahya Elsawah

Lia, a black-haired, red-eyed girl hiding behind glasses, navigates her first day of elementary school, unknowingly bound for a destiny far beyond The Neiman's ancient Chinese setting. Along with seven other girls, she's a summoned hero, ripped from her world and thrust into a war-torn realm infested with monstrous threats and tyrannical kings. As Lia, a gentle guardian with an uncanny adaptability, confronts the encroaching darkness, she grapples with her intense loneliness. The girls uncover a latent power within themselves, destined to defend this strange new world. Amidst the chaos, a mysterious savior emerges, sparking an unexpected connection. Can Lia forge the bonds she desperately craves while battling to save a world that isn't her own?

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My Most Elaborate Mistake

My Most Elaborate Mistake

By @john1208

Zosia Nowak is a Mnemonic Architect at the top of her game, designing buildings that can literally hold memories. Her one goal is to win the prestigious Lumina Spire contract to pay for her younger brother’s life-saving treatment. The only person standing in her way is her infuriatingly talented and annoyingly handsome rival, Tymon Jarosinski. But when Tymon’s family firm is spectacularly ruined by a corporate spy - and all the evidence points to her - Zosia’s life implodes. In a stroke of vengeful genius, Tymon buys her debt, her apartment, and her contract, forcing her to work as his personal assistant and live in his penthouse. He's determined to isolate and destroy her. Zosia is determined to prove her innocence and make his life a living hell. But the more they're forced together, the more she realizes the man she despises might be the only one who truly sees her. The problem? Zosia has amnesia about the last year of her life, and the elaborate trap she’s caught in feels terrifyingly familiar. Why does she have a nagging feeling that the architect of her own downfall... was herself?

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The Prosecutor Who Woke Up in a Pumpkin Patch

The Prosecutor Who Woke Up in a Pumpkin Patch

By @john1208

Zofia Rostova, the city's most feared prosecutor, lives by one rule: emotion is a weakness. Nicknamed the 'Ice Guillotine,' her conviction rate is as legendary as her chilly demeanor, a carefully constructed fortress to protect her younger sister and herself. Her current obsession is dismantling the 'Veridian Ring,' a shadowy cabal of the city's elite. Across town, Laszlo Nowak's world revolves around sunlight, soil, and coaxing his prize-winning pumpkins to colossal sizes, hoping a victory at the Stardew Valley Annual Fair will save his family's ancestral land. Their paths have never crossed. Until they both wake up locked inside Zofia's high-tech estate greenhouse, with no memory of how they got there and no way out. Forced into an unlikely alliance, the prosecutor and the gardener must combine their skills to survive. But as they unravel the mystery of their imprisonment, they realize the Veridian Ring's conspiracy and the sabotage of a humble pumpkin contest are tangled together in the most absurd way imaginable. Can a woman who trusts no one and a man who trusts everyone solve a crime that's rooted far deeper than they ever suspected?

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My Roommate is a Bloodsucking Calamity

My Roommate is a Bloodsucking Calamity

By @john1208

Gisela von Kessel is a horticultural genius, or she was, until a spectacular (and very public) failure involving explosive snap-peas left her career in ruins. Her only path back to prestige is to find the Silversoul Bloom, a legendary flower said to cure any ailment. When a freak storm shipwrecks her on a forgotten isle, she takes shelter in a decrepit castle, only to find herself the unwilling guest of its master: Valerius, a monstrous, shadow-wreathed beast who subsists on life force. He's morose, sarcastic, and cursed to the bone. Gisela, proud and prickly, is more annoyed than scared. She's stuck with a monster who keeps trying to 'politely' sip her energy, a ridiculously pompous suitor from back home trying to 'rescue' her, and a kleptomaniac moss-lemur named Pip who keeps stealing her research notes. As Gisela begrudgingly helps Valerius manage his curse, she realizes the monster and her mythical flower are connected in a way that could either save them both... or get them permanently killed. Can she cultivate a cure for his curse without sacrificing her own ambitions, or will her obsession to reclaim her reputation be the very thing that dooms them both?

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Too Proud to Panic

Too Proud to Panic

By @john1208

I was currently being choke-slammed into the mud by a third-year cadet, which still beat being sold to a lecherous warlord. When my uncle signed a magical concubine contract, I did the only logical thing: chopped off my hair, stole his heirloom sabers, and enrolled in the all-male Sun-Scarred Citadel as 'Xadir.' I'm proud, prickly, and determined to fight my way to the top. There is just two massive problems. First, nobody mentioned the contract has a sixty-day auto-summoning clause unless I reach the military rank of Vanguard. Second, my infuriatingly handsome rival, Tavros, is completely losing his mind. After we drunkenly leaned on each other celebrating a tournament victory, he has been treating me like an icy pariah while staring at my lips when he thinks I'm not looking. He is fighting his 'forbidden' attraction to me like his life depends on it, acting coldly furious at his own heart. But with my auto-summon timer ticking down and a sudden, highly suspicious cramp in my abdomen threatening to ruin everything, how long until my bloody secret is exposed?

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I Woke Up as the Sickly Genius's Haughty Patron

I Woke Up as the Sickly Genius's Haughty Patron

By @john1208

Zariyah wakes up mid-stride, violently kicking down the gilded doors of the Sun-Jewel Pavilion. The occasion? A lavish engagement banquet where the scheming noblewoman Faridah is publicly dumping Tariq - a sickly, coughing genius whose magical patents she just stole. Worse, an infuriatingly familiar voice in Zariyah’s head - her own omnipotent past self - informs her she must save Tariq and other tragic side characters across the multiverse, or lose her soul. Armed with a cowardly mechanical peacock sidekick and a dangerously prickly ego, Zariyah refuses to softly coddle these broken men. Instead, she aggressively force-feeds them lost, forbidden knowledge so they can crush their oppressors themselves. As Tariq transforms from a bedridden outcast into a supreme weaver of reality, Faridah’s plagiarized legacy begins to violently and publicly unravel. But with her past self's holograms constantly mocking her every move, can Zariyah survive her own absurdly difficult multiverse without trying to murder her own system first?

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