Glitching the Holy War

I just wanted to buy a sketchy 'True Immortality' beta key from a back-alley game broker. Next thing I know, I'm waking up on a marble altar surrounded by the pompous Radiant Synod. When these low-level priests try to cast a binding spell to turn me into their enslaved hero, I realize they’re just corrupt admins begging to be griefed. Bored by their endless monologuing, I shout 'Skip dialogue!' and carve a crude smiley face into their sacred floor. Turns out, my doodle acts as a legendary summoning circle, dragging a world-eating horror into the room - whom I immediately pet and name Snax. Operating under the absolute certainty that I am in a fully immersive VR playground, I embark on a cold, cheeky campaign of revenge, systematically dismantling the church's power structure and economy just to farm them for experience points. Princess Milda watches me humiliate her oppressors and falls to her knees, worshiping me as a prophesied god. But as I gleefully plunder the holy capital, I set my sights on the 'final boss' - the Hollow King Vytas. Will I realize my absolute power has terrifying consequences before I speed-run killing the only man desperately trying to stop the continent from shattering?