Grave Mismanagement

Eneko was fully prepared to die. Surrounded by beeping monitors and his weeping younger sister, Maite, his failing heart was finally giving out. Then the sky shattered, fractal gates erupted across San Telmo, and a goblin crashed through his hospital window. Cured by an incredibly snarky System, Eneko is furious that his peaceful exit was ruined. Armed with the power of Necromancy, he raises a flimsy, jawless skeleton, only to discover he can fuse it with the goblin to create a terrifying mutant. As Eneko violently slaughters his way through the apocalypse to protect Maite, his army of spliced abominations snowballs into a horrifying legion. He even kills and revives Oskur-Zar, an elite god of war who is absolutely thrilled to finally serve a master with proper rage issues. But as Eneko alternates between battling Earth's invaders and hiding his massive army in his sub-space inventory, a horrific truth emerges. The interdimensional refugees fleeing a world-eating horror? They’re running from his inventory. Will Eneko save Earth, or just conquer two universes by accident?