Expelled into Divinity

I was supposed to be the ultimate joke of the Paldorai Scholarium. Stripped of my magic, publicly humiliated in front of the entire student body, and banished to the academy's overgrown courtyard, I was expected to beg for mercy. Instead, I grabbed some dirt, built a delightfully tacky mud hut on their pristine crystal lawn, and took a nap. I didn't realize my transmigration came with the latent power of a Creator God. Now, my crude hut radiates a blinding divine aura that has the snobby nobles sweating, and when the legendary World-Eater Dragon showed up to incinerate the school, I called it a 'good boy' and tossed it some beef jerky. It immediately shrank into a scaly cat and refuses to leave my lap. The academy elites are panicking, convinced I'm an ancient deity testing them. I’m just trying to score a date with the melancholy ice-princess, Ilvani, who leaves me pastries in secret. But with my supposedly loyal drinking buddy secretly pulling the strings of the apocalypse, will my shameless, lazy days cost me the one girl I actually care about?