My Last Will Is A Parrot

I, Tymon Nowak, am an exceptionally unremarkable man with one extraordinary talent: I can teach any bird any phrase. This skill lands me a bizarrely high-paying job with Zofia Orlecka, the notoriously glacial CEO of Chimera Innovations. Her final wish, delivered with the warmth of a server rack, is for me to train her giant, surly macaw, Byt, to perfectly mimic her voice and deliver her last will and testament. It's a race against her supposed terminal diagnosis. The problem is, Zofia isn’t just my grumpy, intimidating boss; she’s my sunshine. I find myself trying to coax smiles from a woman who communicates in quarterly reports, all while her bird learns to fire people with terrifying accuracy. But as I get closer to Zofia and her surprisingly soft inner circle, I start to suspect her 'fatal illness' might be the biggest misunderstanding in corporate history. Can a shy bird-trainer convince a billionaire she isn’t dying before her parrot accidentally launches a hostile takeover?