Lord Arthas's Interstellar Matchmaking System

When the legendary Lich King, Arthas, wakes up inside an ancient, sentient space dreadnought, he expects to conquer the cosmos with his undead armada. Instead, his champion, Nathanos Blightcaller, collapses in the armory, sobbing hysterically. The tragedy? Lady Sylvanas has run off with the muscle-brained Orc chieftain, Garrosh! Driven by an obsessive, toxic need to micro-manage his subordinates and control every variable, Arthas refuses to let his champion die of a broken heart. Armed with a malfunctioning cosmic matching system, Arthas shuts down the dreadnought's engines for five days and nights with a mad decree: they will match Nathanos with an ultra-dominant Dark Draenei and breed a lineage of conquerors to crush the lovers' pride. Through chaotic matchmaking, cosmic warfare, and ridiculous romantic schemes, the former Tyrant of Ice must navigate galactic politics, all while hiding his fatal flaw: a paralyzing fear of his own emotional vulnerability.