I Got Punched Through a Wall and Found a Better Family

I was in the middle of getting my ribs fractured in a televised cage match when I realized my family had genuinely forgotten I existed. They were so busy managing my talentless brother Jenshi’s influencer-combat brand deals that they forgot to sign my substitution waiver. So, I took a nap on the mat. When a heavyweight's punch sent me flying through the arena wall, I landed straight into the tea table of Master Paldor - a notoriously brutal, retired martial arts legend. Recognizing my 'flawless, zero-effort defensive trajectory', the old monster instantly adopted me. Now, I'm trapped in a luxurious penthouse, forced to endure extreme pampering and lethal training, while my hyper-competitive rival Tirza has somehow gone from trying to kill me to viciously guarding my nap times. Meanwhile, my biological family is panicking as Jenshi’s CGI-enhanced fraud is about to be exposed on a global broadcast. But with a sympathetic syndicate boss threatening to blow up the stadium to save kids from the toxic combat-influencer industry, can I protect my new life without actually having to stand up?