The antique brass clock in the corner chimed six times. Two hours remained to execute the extraction: one four-year-old prodigy, forty square feet of wet canvas, and the landlord who now held the deed to my building. “Pippo, move,” I ordered, tugging the cuff of his canary-yellow smock. He lay draped over a slab of acid-free rag board, muttering at a dried tube of cerulean. “The painting needs to clear the floor before—” “Before the Guild Awards deadline!” Pippo shrieked, springing upright, his silver hair a frantic halo around his head. “The Guild Awards! The ‘Frame of the Year’! My legacy! My *soul*!” He clutched a measuring tape to his chest like a holy relic. “This frame, Veneza, must be a cathedral of craftsmanship! A shrine to the aesthetic!” He gestured wildly towards a blank space on the wall, where a ghostly outline of a truly gargantuan canvas had been marked. “But the proportions! The divine ratio! It eludes me! It *mockss* me!” I rubbed my temples. Behind the partition, Tavio hummed through his teeth while slathering cadmium paste across stretched linen. His latest canvas, a riot of vermilion, burnt ochre, and chartreuse, fetched six figures from private collectors who never asked why the signature was a three-toed footprint in gouache. The pigments were still tacky. “Pippo, focus,” I said. “Tavio’s canvas has to reach Luzia this morning. Darian Velez arrives at eight sharp to audit the inventory, and he cannot find a gallery-scale piece sitting behind that door.” Pippo waved a dismissive hand. “Luzia is always late, my dear. She moves with the languid grace of a startled gazelle. Besides, she knows the drill. Unnamed buyer, unnamed prodigy. It’s all very… *cloak and dagger*. Now, about these corner joints…” My strategic exit plan involved smuggling Tavio, disguised in a full-body hazmat suit (his personal preference for 'painting armor'), and his work out the back alley door. Unfortunately, three crates of eighteenth-century Venetian mirrors blocked the alley exit, stacked ceiling-high, and Pippo had misplaced the iron pry bar. “Pippo, the pry bar!” I insisted, my voice rising. “Where is it?” He gasped dramatically. “The pry bar? Oh, my sweet Veneza, one does not simply *ask* for the pry bar! One *communes* with the pry bar. I believe it is currently mediating a philosophical debate between a rococo snuff box and a Ming Dynasty vase in storage.” Seven forty-five. Tavio giggled behind the wood paneling, followed by the dull thud of a foam roller hitting cedar. I checked the padlock. The brass bell above the front entrance clattered. Seven fifty-two. I cut across the runner to block the rear hallway. Darian stood between two mahogany vitrines, shoulders squared in charcoal cashmere, cutting off the aisle. “Good morning, Veneza,” Darian said. Dark irises fixed on mine, tracking down to my paint-stained cuffs. I offered a stiff nod. “Darian. Eight minutes ahead of schedule.” I reached behind my hip, groping for the brass latch. He leaned an arm against the jamb, cutting off the handle. Bergamot and cedar drifted off his coat. My fingers twitched against my apron. “Still calculating,” he murmured, leaning closer. “Always looking for the nearest exit door. I remember that trait.” I stepped back an inch. “Has your portfolio expanded into amateur psychoanalysis?” The bell clinked again. Luzia Brio pushed through the entrance in a plum silk jumpsuit, hair escaping its clip. Her gaze darted past Pippo, skirted Darian, and locked squarely onto the storage room handle. “Veneza, darling!” Luzia clipped past the display island, avoiding Darian’s shoulder. “The Scarlet Comet—is it crated? My private collector demands courier pickup immediately.” Demands? Luzia never rushed white-glove handoffs. She guarded Tavio's pieces behind strict nondisclosure windows, treating each delivery like a state secret. Her haste didn't fit her protocol. “Luzia, wait,” I said, stepping forward, subtly trying to intercept her before she reached the door. “It’s still a little wet. And I haven’t given it its… final protective blessing. You know how particular I am.” I shot her a warning glance, hoping to signal my apprehension, but she seemed oblivious. “Nonsense, darling! A little moisture adds to the mystique, no?” She was already at the door, her hand hovering over the handle. “The buyer specifically requested it *as is*. Says it captures the raw, untamed essence of the artist’s soul. Very avant-garde.” She reached for the doorknob, her fingers brushing against Darian’s hand, which was still resting on the frame, casually trapping me. “Perhaps I should inspect this Scarlet Comet,” Darian cut in, flat and measured. “Given that I purchased this inventory at midnight, every asset warrants a catalog entry.” Luzia froze, her hand still on the doorknob, her back rigid. She finally turned to Darian, a tight, forced smile on her lips. “Oh, Mr. Velez. Of course. But this particular piece is already… spoken for. Under contract. Very private sale, you understand.” Her knuckles whitened on her clutch. I stepped in, my arm linking through Luzia’s. “Precisely. A very delicate negotiation. The artist is… eccentric. Highly sensitive to new energy. We really must move it quickly.” I pulled Luzia away from the door, my voice deliberately light. “Come, Luzia, let’s get it wrapped. Pippo, darling, the heavy-duty archival paper, please!” I maneuvered her toward the workbench, shielding the corridor with my shoulder. As I started pulling out rolls of bubble wrap, the shop fell silent, save for the faint, distant hum of the Ovestra morning traffic. Then, from directly behind the ‘Restricted Access: Supply Room’ sign, a tiny, unmistakable sound echoed through the quiet space. A perfectly formed, utterly innocent, four-year-old sneeze.

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