Divine Comedy of the Unfortunate Heir

Elara, a seemingly ordinary young woman with an uncanny knack for attracting bizarre misfortune, suddenly discovers she's the long-lost heir to a divine bloodline. Her 'ability'? Not godlike power, but the absurd manipulation of probability, turning every serious situation into a slapstick disaster. Tasked with uniting squabbling celestial factions to prevent an impending cosmic bureaucracy audit, Elara must navigate a universe filled with pompous gods, mischievous spirits, and an endless stream of comedic calamities. Her inherent clumsiness and the chaotic ripple effects of her gift constantly threaten to unravel her divine mission, turning potential cataclysms into laugh-out-loud farces. Can she embrace her chaotic destiny and save reality from both cosmic collapse and relentless humiliation?