by john1208·Translated by Novel AI Studio
Song Moyou just wanted a nap. Instead, she woke up kicking the lid off her own coffin at her funeral. Originally destined to die tragically for her sect’s golden boy, she discovers her demise wasn't plot armor for someone else, but a brilliant, centuries-long scheme orchestrated by her past self to bypass the heavenly laws of magic. Now armed with the forbidden knowledge of the Abyssal Hexagrams, Moyou has one goal: master the formations and sleep through the apocalypse. Unfortunately, her newfound ruthless competence has completely derailed the narrative of the Cangxi Realm. Suddenly, every prodigy and supreme lord is flocking to her peak to confess their undying devotion. Moyou's solution? A high-powered gravitational array that literally yeets them off the mountain. But Zongzheng Wuyuan, the bloodthirsty Sovereign of the Calamity Marches, finds her homicidal rejections incredibly alluring. Told in alternating perspectives between a deadly lazy genius and a masochistic demonic king, the chaos never stops as he climbs back up every time she launches him into the stratosphere. Can Moyou decode her past self's master plan before these relentless suitors ruin her peace forever?
