A Vow of Pristine Deception

Junia Bresson’s ordinary morning was supposed to end with feeding her geriatric rescue pug, Barnaby, and quietly manning the front desk of Rohe Industries. Instead, a spilled latte and a horrific case of mistaken identity result in her being violently zipped into a couture wedding gown and shoved down the aisle to marry her terrifying, touch-averse boss, Thayer Rohe. The goal? To merge two rival luxury doomsday bunker corporations. Thayer immediately recognizes his tragically polite receptionist beneath the veil, but desperate to bypass a strict morality clause, he binds her to a one-year fake marriage. Told in alternating perspectives, their farcical arrangement takes a sharp turn when Junia's boundless, apologetic empathy accidentally guilt-trips a rival board of directors into signing a doomed, massive deal. Thayer, a tyrant who sanitizes his own pens, is stunned to realize Junia's skin is the only thing that doesn’t trigger his severe aversions. Yet a bittersweet divide remains: Junia believes he only tolerates her for the merger, while Thayer is convinced she merely pities his sterilized existence. As the contract dwindles and Junia reluctantly accepts a blind date, will Thayer finally shatter his own pristine rules out of raw, irrational jealousy?