Claws, Combs, and Crocodile Tears
By @john1208
Zirka sacrificed everything to strike a blood-pact, purchasing a feral Doom-Maw and teaming up with the deadpan handler Vondur to conquer the decennial Voragian Tournament. There’s just one problem: Zirka trained for a deathmatch, only to discover she entered a televised monster beauty pageant. As she aggressively pivots from combat drills to extreme blow-outs, Vondur’s childhood friend Trillia slithers into their camp. Playing the tomboyish 'bro' who allegedly understands Vondur better, Trillia uses fake tears and guilt-trips about past favors to try and steal him away while sabotaging Zirka’s grooming supplies. But Trillia's victim act fails miserably. When a sabotaged acid-comb nearly explodes, Vondur completely ignores Trillia’s loud sobbing to check if Zirka is unharmed. Together, the strictly platonic duo ruthlessly exposes Trillia's sabotage on live broadcast, prompting Trillia's own aristocratic family to instantly disown her for ruining their brand. With her fragile younger brother cheering from the stands, Zirka is finally free to aggressively style her apex predator. Can a bloodthirsty murder-beast win best in show?
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