Five Stars for the Paper Bride
By @john1208
Huo Yunting only cares about his delivery metrics. So when a cursed group chat traps him in Eternal Slumber Papercrafts as the groom in a lethal ghost wedding, he doesn't scream. He simply reads the horrific terms of service. Rule 4: Never refuse the Bride's wine. Rule 7: Always praise her painted skin. Instead of cowering, Yunting applies ruthless customer service, weaponizing deadpan flirtation and calculated charm to woo the terrifying entity in the red veil. The Bride, highly amused by his shameless seduction, turns out to be a playful trickster who happily shields him from the shop's murderous paper dolls in exchange for stolen kisses behind funeral wreaths. But there is a massive glitch in Yunting's five-star strategy: his VIP client isn't the real boss. She is a rogue anomaly who swapped identities with the actual Calamity-level Bride just for kicks. With the real monstrous boss banging desperately on the storage closet door and the group chat demanding a completed wedding ritual, can Yunting maintain his romantic charade, or will his fake bride get them both permanently purged?
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