Bistra Zoric merely tilted her head, her gaze sweeping over the three imposing figures, then dismissively flicked towards Zivko, who had crumpled into a terrified heap beside a flour sack. “Are you quite finished with your theatrics, Zivko?” she asked, her voice calm, devoid of the panic such a display typically inspired. “This flour needs sifting, and your sniveling is creating air currents.” The squad leader, a mountainous brute with a jaw like a granite block, took a purposeful step forward, the mana-suppressing cuffs clicking ominously. “Bistra Zoric, as per the Academy Council’s—” “Enough talk of boards and orders,” Bistra cut him off, reaching past him to snatch a fistful of coarse salt from a barrel. “The salt for the dough isn’t going to measure itself. And you,” she pointed a flour-dusted finger at the guard captain's armored chest, “your posture is atrocious. Standing like that will give you back problems. Is that how you plan to serve the public?” The brute blinked. The silence that followed was so thick, even Zivko stopped hyperventilating. No one had ever spoken to an academy bailiff like that. Ever. His two subordinates exchanged bewildered glances. “I said, you are under arrest!” the sergeant roared, his patience snapping. He lunged, his massive hand shooting out to clamp onto Bistra’s shoulder. His grip was designed to immobilize even the most powerful battle-mages, to drain their will and strength. But Bistra, unperturbed, merely shifted her weight, a subtle, almost imperceptible movement, and the man's hand slid harmlessly off her apron, leaving a faint, floury smudge. “Careful, you’ll wrinkle the fabric,” Bistra tutted, then seized his wrist. Before he could react, she spun him around, using his own momentum against him, and slammed the heavy mana-suppressing cuffs onto his outstretched hands. The click echoed like a gunshot. The captain's mouth fell open, not in pain, but in sheer disbelief. He found his hands shackled together, his own tools used against him. “Perfect,” Bistra declared, testing the balance of the iron bands. “Just the right heft.” She ignored the man's sputtering protests, completely focused on the heavy, metal rings. “Now, where were those rolling pins? I need to start on the dough.” Just as the captain began to rage, a cacophony of shattering glass erupted. The massive arched windows of Mess Hall Seven exploded inwards, showering the floor with crystalline shards. Amidst the glittering debris, three figures landed with practiced grace, their combat robes billowing. It was Runa, Kosta, and Vido—three of the elite Crimson Blades sword-saints Bistra had ‘recruited’ from the Forbidden Greenhouse. Their gazes, chronically sharp and arrogant, now burned with a fierce, almost desperate loyalty. “No one touches our Chef!” Runa shrieked, her twin blades, crafted for slicing spell-constructs, now whistling menacingly towards the remaining guards. Kosta, a blur of motion, disarmed the second guard with a precise kick, sending the mana-cuffs skittering across the floor. Vido, the largest of the three, met the third guard head-on, their fists colliding in a shockwave that rattled the grimy tables. The mess hall erupted into a chaotic brawl. Steel sang against mana-suppressing armor, spellcraft crackled, and the shouts of combatants mingled with the clang of frying pans Bistra had yet to put away. Zivko shrieked, ducking behind a collapsed spice rack, convinced his end was nigh. Bistra, however, remained utterly unfazed. She held the heavy, clanking mana-cuffs, testing their balance. “These will be excellent for the hand-pulled noodles,” she murmured, her eyes gleaming with a newfound inspiration. She slapped a mound of dough onto the scarred wooden table, her movements precise and economical. With the cuffs now gripping each of her hands, she began to stretch and fold, the added weight giving her incredible leverage, allowing her to achieve an unprecedented elasticity in the dough. Each pull, each twist, was a ballet of culinary martial arts, the dough lengthening and thinning with supernatural grace. The bound captain watched in horrified fascination as his cuffs became an instrument of gourmet creation. He tried to speak, but the words caught in his throat. “The noodles are almost ready,” Bistra announced, oblivious to the mayhem around her. Runa parried a heavy blow, sending her opponent crashing through a stack of empty crates. Kosta pinned a guard to the wall with a butter knife, his face contorted in a primal snarl. Vido was now locked in a grapple, using a half-eaten loaf of bread as an improvised bludgeon. “But!” Bistra’s voice boomed, cutting through the din, “If you want breakfast, you will queue properly! And no using your combat skills to cut in line! I saw that, Runa!” Runa, mid-swing, froze. “But… Chef, he was attacking you!” “He was attacking *me* with poor form and even worse table manners,” Bistra corrected, “which is an entirely different matter. Now, form a single file line, or you’ll get yesterday’s gruel, unseasoned.” The sword-saints, their faces a mix of indignant fury and sheer panic at the threat of unseasoned gruel, immediately began to disentangle themselves from the guards. The stunned trio found themselves abruptly dropped, their attackers now frantically trying to form an orderly queue against a far wall, even as dust and splinters settled around them. Just then, Professor Dragomir emerged from the shadowed archway leading to the pantry, a beatific smile on his face. He held a small, ornate parchment. “Gentlemen, a momentary pause, if you please.” His voice, traditionally a gentle murmur, now carried an undeniable authority. “I believe there’s been a slight miscommunication.” He unfurled the parchment. “As of this very moment, a majority vote from the Veligrad Board of Directors has been cast. Three of the five votes, to be precise, confirming Mess Hall Seven’s continued operation and the… *exoneration* of Ms. Zoric from any alleged transgressions.” He winked at Bistra. “Some of us simply prefer a well-made croissant to a sterile nutrient cube, wouldn’t you agree?” The captain stared, his shackled hands twitching. “He assured us! The faction leader controls the Board!” Dragomir chuckled, a soft, dry sound. “Our esteemed opponent, I’m afraid, underestimated the persuasive power of a perfectly grilled ‘Frost-Roach Meringue Tart’ left on certain decision-makers’ desks this morning. Your authority, gentlemen, is, shall we say, temporarily suspended.” The three guards, now abandoned by their authority and facing the glares of four combat-ready chefs-in-training, slowly deflated. Their leader slumped against a broken table leg, utterly defeated. Before anyone could process this turn of events, a searing beam of light tore through the mess hall’s newly shattered windows. A booming, enraged voice, amplified by carved sound-runes, echoed through the cavernous space. “DRAGOMIR! YOU MEDDLING FOOL! YOU THINK A FEW SUGAR-LACED BRIBES CAN UNDO MY WILL?!” An arrogant director stood framed in the gaping window hole, his pristine white robes singed at the edges, his face a mask of incandescent fury. Behind him, hovering menacingly, was a colossal, shimmering construct of pure, solidified etheric energy – a Level 9 Alchemical Golem, its crystalline limbs crackling with destructive power. Its chest pulsed with a sickly green light, and a massive, glowing cannon barrel extended from its arm, already powering up. “Mess Hall Seven,” the director snarled, his voice vibrating with rage, “you have defied me for the last time! The Grand Gastronomic Tribunal is hereby moved to *this very moment*! And it will conclude with the complete, utter, and permanent vaporization of this cesspit… and everything within it!” The golem’s cannon whined, a sound that vibrated through the floor and bones, growing rapidly louder as it charged a devastating blast, aiming directly at Bistra’s ancient, grease-stained stoves.

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