The fluorescent tubes of OmniStar Entertainment’s executive conference room hummed with a dry, metallic whine, an acoustic assault usually reserved for multi-year pacts or the terminal sacking of a scandal-ridden artist. Given the circumstances, I suspected I was somewhere in between. Min-joon, looking like a man who had personally wrestled a pack of rabid hyenas, paced the length of the polished onyx table. Two senior agency executives, Han and Choi, sat opposite us with faces like grey slate. Jin-woo was already there, oddly serene, occupying a seat at the far end of the table. He wore a deceptively casual dark denim jacket, but his knuckles, resting on the table, were white. He looked at me, a flicker of something unreadable in his eyes, before his gaze slid away. He was putting on a show, too. Good for him. “Kwon Yuri,” Han began, his voice low enough to barely clear the table. “Our initial damage control has been… expensive. The ‘Secret Star Affair’ is trending number one across every platform. Dispatch, CelebPulse, K-Pop Dispatch 24/7. Even ‘Grandma Kim’s Knitting Blog’ has a speculative post about your sudden romantic inclinations.” He paused, allowing the full horror of a knitting blog’s condemnation to sink in. “Audience sentiment is… volatile.” “Some call it a bold power play,” Choi offered with a thin, unconvincing grin. “Others… sheer professional self-destruction.” Min-joon stopped pacing. “Sirs, we have an answer. A pre-emptive strike against further brand damage and Mr. Seok’s unexpected entanglement.” He motioned between Jin-woo and me. “A formal declaration of devotion. A wedding.” My jaw went slack. The air turned to a block of ice in my lungs. “A… what now?” “Matrimony, Yuri,” Min-joon repeated, as if recommending an off-brand instant coffee. “A legal filing. To lock the narrative, turn a tabloid mess into an epic romance, and feed the gallery what it craves: drama and domestic bliss, sealed with a bow.” I stared at Jin-woo. He met my gaze then, a flash of resignation, a barely perceptible nod. He knew. He had already agreed. He had been twisted into this, just like me. My anger, a cold, hard knot in my stomach, began to throb. “Are you insane?” The words clawed their way out. “A fake marriage? To *him*? I’ve never even had a proper conversation with the man!” “We have already conferred with Mr. Seok’s label, Solstice Records,” Han interjected, waving off my outburst. “Given how loudly that cafe scene played out on the street, they see mutual profit. His new record drops next month. It drives engagement.” “And what about my actual work?” I snapped, knuckles digging into the leather armrest. “My pitch for 'Aethel’s Echo'? This turns me into a novelty act before I can even submit a theme!” Min-joon’s composure fractured. He stepped closer, his voice dropping to a low, urgent whisper that only I could hear. “Yuri, you don’t understand. This isn’t a suggestion. It’s the *only* option. Because Past Yuri has made her move.” The air around us crackled. My blood thrummed with a sudden, dreadful anticipation. “What are you talking about?” He yanked a tablet from his briefcase and thumbed the glass. A muted clip started rolling: grainy phone footage capturing my home monitor. My unfinished commercial tracks. The ‘Baby Bliss’ lullaby, the ‘SparkleClean Detergent’ melody, the ‘Grandma’s Kimchi’ verse, cataloged under raw project names like ‘Diaper Tune 1’ and ‘Suds Anthem Draft.’ Naive, tinny synth lines laid bare for all Seoul to mock. Across the lower third ran the watermark: *CelebPulse Exclusive: Kwon Yuri’s ‘Serious’ Comeback? More Like Cringefest Ad Tunes!*. My ribs squeezed tight against my ribs. “No… she couldn't. Those files were locked in an encrypted vault!” “She dumped them,” Min-joon said, his tone dry as chalk. “Routed through an offshore proxy in Tallinn, impossible to trace. Branded as an insider leak exposing your ‘real portfolio.’ Feeds have dubbed you the ‘Supermarket Symphony Queen,’ a has-been spoof. You hold zero leverage. This union, however grotesque, is our sole method to pivot the press—turn you into a beleaguered muse rather than a canned-soup footnote.” My vision narrowed. Rage, hot and blinding, surged through me. Past Yuri. That insufferable, manipulative phantom. She hadn't just set me up; she had systematically demolished my retreat, burned down my escape routes. This was war, and she had just detonated the first strategic bomb. “Here are the terms,” Choi said, sliding a fat manila folder over the stone surface. “Standard celebrity partnership pact. Strict non-disclosure clauses, partitioned assets, and the supplementary rider.” The supplementary rider. The title tasted like lead. I grabbed the packet, paper snapping between my fingers as I thumbed past the boilerplate to the pink-sheeted insert: *ATTACHMENT B: PROTOCOL REQUIREMENTS FOR THE KWON-SEOK PARTNERSHIP*. I skimmed the bullet points. They were not corporate boilerplate; they were neurotic, micro-managed stage directions for two actors pretending to be soulmates. * *Visible physical affection minimum: one joined hand per street appearance. Two if flashbulbs go off.* * *Required ‘Accidental’ Eye Contact Duration: minimum 3 seconds, maximum 5 seconds, followed by a slight, wistful smile.* * *Social Media Interaction: Mr. Seok must comment on Ms. Kwon’s posts with a ‘supportive, yet slightly teasing’ tone at least twice weekly. Ms. Kwon must respond with a ‘fondly exasperated’ emoji.* * *Interview Protocol: Both parties must refer to each other as ‘my muse’ or ‘my anchor.’ Avoid overly saccharine terms like ‘honey’ or ‘darling.’ Authenticity is key.* * *Date Night Outfits: Coordinate colors subtly (e.g., matching earth tones, complementary pastels). No clashing patterns. Remember: ‘effortless chic.’* * *Mandatory joint activities: Bi-weekly coffee dates at trendy, non-chain establishments. Monthly ‘stroll in a scenic park.’ Quarterly ‘charitable event appearance.’* * *Tension resolution: Should an open spat flare (e.g., a misplaced valet ticket), it must wrap within 30 seconds via Mr. Seok offering a sheepish grin and Ms. Kwon delivering a light elbow tap.* I stared at the clauses. This was no agency memo; it was a blueprint for a dollhouse designed by an obsessive, fifteen-year-old tyrant who had consumed entirely too many weekend dramas. Past Yuri's smug cadence echoed in my skull. She had drawn up a daily script for my private life. Across from me, Min-joon slipped his cheap burner out of his blazer. His thumb swept the dark glass as an incoming alert flashed, making his shoulders tighten. [Past Yuri: Stage One Complete.] I looked up from the pages, meeting Jin-woo’s unblinking stare across the onyx. He didn't speak, but the rigid line of his mouth and the flat set of his shoulders gave him away. He had reviewed these terms before I walked through the door. He understood the harness waiting for both of us. My future had been signed away as ransom to a phantom teenager, leaving me tethered to an indie rocker who was now legally bound to hold my hand in front of convenience store windows.

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