Chapter 1 of 10
The Bowel Disease Strategy
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The shadow-blade plunged, not into my chest, but into a hollow where my heart should have been. A cold, alien power pulsed through my veins, then exploded outward, shattering me into a thousand shards of ice and despair. Dragomir’s face, etched with a lethal, tortured beauty, was the last thing I saw before the void claimed me.
Then, I woke up. Not dead, but drenched in sweat, tangled in rough blankets within a Sable Vanguard barracks cot. The vision still burned behind my eyes. It wasn’t a dream; it was a memory. A future memory. Dragomir Rostova, the brooding, lethal hunter whose dark hair often fell across slate-gray irises, was going to murder me.
“No,” I whispered, sitting bolt upright. My six-legged ferret, Borscht, stirred from his perch on my pillow, his segmented tail flicking a protest. He blinked his multiple obsidian eyes, then emitted a low, rumbling growl, a warning shot from his perpetually grumpy demeanor. “Not this time, you furry menace,” I told him, shoving a ration bar into his face. “We’re rewriting destiny.”
Today was squad selection day. Today was the day I would be assigned to Dragomir Rostova. Today was the day my future murder would be set in motion. Not if I could help it.
My new plan, conceived in the adrenaline-fueled moments after my waking nightmare, was simple yet brilliant: The Bowel Disease Strategy.
I shuffled out to the frosty yard of the Sable Vanguard HQ, a hulking fortress of dark stone and frosted iron that clawed its way into the Volgari sky. Hundreds of hunters, grizzled veterans and wide-eyed recruits alike, shivered in formation, their breath pluming white. Senior Officer Malek, a man whose presence alone could strip paint, stood on a raised dais, his scarred face unreadable beneath a heavy fur hood.
I waited until the last possible moment, until the roster was about to be called. My belly churned, not from fear, but from the sickly-sweet concoction of laxatives, fermented berry juice, and a dash of potent, magically-charged Volgari swamp moss I’d ingested. Borscht, cradled in my arms, sniffed the air, then let out a disgusted huff, spitting a small glob of acid onto my arm. I ignored the sizzle.
“Recruits, assemble!” Malek barked, cutting through the frigid air like an ice pick. “Today, you will be assigned to your squads. Your bounties will determine your rank, your rank will determine your worth. And your worth will determine if you survive the tundra.”
This was it. My queue. I felt the familiar gurgle, the frantic, desperate churning in my gut. Perfect.
“Officer!” I wailed, clutching my midsection with theatrical desperation. My face was already alarmingly green from the moss. “Oh, the pain! It’s… it’s a bowel blight!”
A hush fell over the drill grounds. A few recruits snickered, quickly silenced by a withering glare from Malek. Most, however, recoiled. Magical bowel blights were no joke; highly contagious, explosively unpleasant, and notoriously difficult to cure. They could cripple a squad, even an entire outpost.
I bent over double, emitting a truly convincing groan. “It’s spreading! I can feel the arcane spasms… the… the *gastro-intestinal necrosis*!” I punctuated the last words with a sound that could only be described as a wet, volcanic eruption from my lower regions. The smell, thanks to Borscht’s contribution of aged fish guts to my concoction, was authentically horrifying.
People scrambled back, clutching their noses. A few brave (or foolish) souls gripped their ribs in sympathy. This was working. No one would assign a potential biohazard to an elite squad. I’d be quarantined, isolated, safe from Dragomir.
Malek, however, merely stared. His eyes, sharp and unnervingly calm, assessed me. He didn’t flinch, didn’t recoil from the smell. He just… watched. A slow, chilling smile stretched his lips.
“A bowel blight, you say, Ozerov?” His voice was dangerously soft. “Remarkable. Such tenacity, to stand here on squad selection day, despite your… affliction.” He took a single, deliberate step forward, then another, until he stood directly in front of me. The surrounding hunters held their breath.
“Yes, sir!” I croaked, trying to look miserable and noble. “My duty… before my… *explosive* bodily functions!”
The officer chuckled, a dry, rasping sound. He reached out a hand, not to push me away, but to press his palm against my forehead. A flush of pure, shimmering warmth flared through my veins. It felt like a cleansing fire, sweeping through my entire being, dissolving every trace of the foul concoction. My guts settled. My head cleared. The green tint vanished from my face.
“There,” Malek said, pulling his hand away. His eyes glinted with amusement. “Healed. And quite impressive, Ozerov. Such dedication to avoid an assignment. It speaks volumes of your… resourcefulness.” He turned back to the assembled hunters, a wide, predatory grin on his face. “As for your assignment, Ozerov, your tenacity has earned you a special place. You will be assigned to our most elite, two-person vanguard. You will be partnered with…”
Dread sank like lead into my ribs. No. No, no, no.
“Dragomir Rostova.”
The name echoed like a death knell in the frigid air. A heavy silence descended, broken only by Borscht’s indignant growl. Dragomir. The man from my vision. My murderer.
My head snapped up. Across the flagstones, emerging from the shadowed archway of the main hall, stood Dragomir. He was taller, broader, and even more intimidating than my memory had pictured. His dark coat billowed around him as he moved, his gaze, like twin points of ice, fixed on me. He walked with a predator’s grace, every step radiating silent, lethal power.
He stopped a few feet away, his expression unreadable, almost bored. Borscht, however, let out a delighted squeal. He wriggled free from my grip, darted across the icy ground, and began rubbing his six furry legs against Dragomir’s armoured boots, purring like a deranged industrial machine. Dragomir looked down at the ferret, a flicker of genuine surprise softening his hard features for a bare second.
“Unacceptable!” I burst out, snatching Borscht from Dragomir’s feet. “Officer, I demand a solo mission! I specialize in lone wolf operations, deep incursions, anything to avoid… *squad dynamics*!”
Malek merely raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And what mission would you propose, Ozerov?” He gestured to a small, ornate pedestal near the dais. Upon it rested a glowing, intricately carved beast-core, pulsating with a faint, malevolent energy. “This is the bounty for the rogue Shadow-Beast of the Northern Pass. It has wiped out three outposts. It’s a solo hunt, yes. But no one has dared touch it.”
It was a suicide mission. But it was *solo*. It was freedom. Without a second thought, I lunged for the glowing artifact, my fingers closing around its rough, cold surface. At the exact same instant, a large, calloused hand clamped down over mine, encompassing both the beast-core and my own hand.
Dragomir. He had moved with impossible speed, steel calluses biting hard against my knuckles. A blinding flash erupted from the core, a violent magical shockwave that threw us both backward. The courtyard shuddered. A guttural roar, deep and ancient, ripped through the air, seeming to come from the very stone of the fortress itself.
We landed in a heap, my hand still tangled with his over the now-pulsating beast-core. A shimmering, ethereal chain of violet light materialised around my wrist, then around his, tightening with an invisible force. The pain was immediate, a sharp, searing agony that felt like my bones were twisting into knots.
Malek’s smirk widened, a truly terrifying sight. “Ah, the Soul-Tether,” he purred, his voice filled with malicious delight. “A bit old-fashioned, but effective. You are now bound, Ozerov, to Dragomir Rostova. Until the Shadow-Beast of the Northern Pass is slain, you share each other’s physical pain. And if you separate by more than fifty feet…”
He paused, his eyes gleaming. “The tether will violently yank you back together, no matter the obstacle. Consider it… an inescapable, thrilling destiny.”