Chapter 7 of 19

Where were you educated?

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The car went down the hill and out through the gate and turned south, and it was the same road. Three weeks ago he had been on the other side of it, in the back of a boxy black car with a dent in the passenger door, with a man in the driving seat whose thumb had been on a button. Tonight it was the good car, and Mr Ku was driving, and there was nobody in the front but Mr Ku. The clutch lay on the seat between them. It was shut. Neither of them had said anything about that either. Georgij looked out of the window at Gangnam going past in the other direction, and did not look at the bag once. He did not need to. He knew its shape against the leather at the edge of his vision, the way you know where the wall is in a dark room. "There are three sorts of people in that room," Annie said. Georgij turned his head and waited. "The stupid ones talk a great deal and hear almost nothing, and you can stand next to them for twenty minutes and come away with the whole of somebody else's quarter." She was watching the road. "The enemies smile at you the entire time they are looking for the soft place. They're restful. You know what they are inside a sentence and you can put your back to a wall and enjoy them." "And the third?" "The friendly ones are the dangerous ones. They want something from me, and by nine o'clock they will have worked out that the fastest route to it is you." She turned her head. "They will be kind to you. They will be interested in you. They will ask you nothing at all for the first hour." "Yes." "You don't agree." "I agree with the third one entirely." He said it courteously and without hurrying it. "May I put something next to it rather than against it." "Go on." "All three of those are sorted by what they want from you. That's the correct axis for you and it's the wrong one for me, because nobody in that room wants anything from me and I'd be waiting all night." He turned his hand over. "I'll sort them by what they're afraid of. It's a shorter list and it doesn't move, and a man will tell you what he wants in the first minute and never tell you the other thing at all, which is exactly why it's worth the evening." Annie was quiet for a moment. "And if a man isn't afraid of anything?" "Then he's the stupid one and he'll talk, and I'll have somebody else's quarter." Something moved behind her face, and this time it very nearly arrived before it went. "Dinner is at nine," she said. "You have the plan, so you already know where you're sitting." "Yes." "Your quarter of an hour starts at the door. I'll take my arm back when I take it. I won't tell you first, and you won't put it back." She looked out of her own window. "Between that and nine o'clock I don't want to see you. Not across a room and not at the edge of one. If I want you, I'll find you." * * * There were photographers on the carpet, which he had known there would be, and it was still not the same as knowing it. Eighteen seconds from the car door to the doors of the hotel. He had counted it off the four previous years of pictures, because photographs have timestamps and photographers do not delete anything. He came round the back of the car, and he did not hurry, and he held out his hand and she took it and came up out of the seat in one movement, and then his hand went under her arm and they walked. Light came at him from the left in short hard bursts. He kept his chin level. Not up. Level. A man with something at his throat lifts the chin, and then eight hundred people and four photographers and every picture desk in the country look at the throat. Somebody shouted a name. Not hers. Somewhere at the edge of it, past the rope and behind the second stanchion, a heavy man in a plain suit was standing where a man stands when he wants to see the car and the doors at the same time, and he did not look at Georgij, and Georgij did not look at him. Then the doors, and the noise changed, and they were inside. * * * The first fifteen minutes belonged to her. He had read all of this. He had four years of photographs and a seating plan and ninety-one names with the twelve marked, and he had spent three weeks learning what these people had done and what they were proud of and what they had bought, and none of that is the same as the smell of a room. The room smelled of lilies and hot metal from the lights and about four hundred different scents laid on top of each other, and under it all, faintly, of money that has been in the family long enough to stop apologising for itself. He put on the face he had decided on two days ago. It was not a difficult face. It was a young man's face, held at the very edge of what he could keep up for six hours. It said that he was thrilled to be in this building. That he could not entirely believe the ceiling. That the woman on his arm was the most significant thing that had ever happened to him, and that he intended to be no trouble to anyone. Most of the work was done by the smile. It was the wide one, the one that goes all the way up and arrives about a quarter of a second late, which is what makes people believe it. He had built it in a house in Daejeon when he was twenty-one and it had never once failed him with a stranger. He put it on at the door and left it there. * * * Chairman Woo came at them within ninety seconds, because Chairman Woo comes at everybody within ninety seconds and had done at all four of the previous years. "Annie." "Chairman." "You brought somebody." He said it to her, about Georgij, in front of Georgij, which is a way of finding out how a thing is going to be handled. "I did." "Georgij," said Georgij, and bowed, and made it a fraction deeper than the room required, and let the old man see him decide to do it. Chairman Woo's face did what faces do. "You're the shipping," said Georgij, and gave him the wide one. "Forgive me. The Yeongjong terminal, in the spring. I read the announcement twice, because I did not believe the tonnage the first time." "You read the announcement." "I read everything, Chairman. It's the only vice I have and it's a dull one." He said it as though he were confessing to something. "Was it eleven months from the ground? I have eleven." "Ten," said Chairman Woo. Georgij stopped. He let the smile go out for about a second, which is much rarer and much more valuable than a smile, and looked at the old man the way you look at somebody who has just put something on the table. "Ten months." "Ten." "Then who told you it couldn't be done?" Chairman Woo took a breath, and Georgij had four minutes of his life back. The man went from ten to the harbour board, and from the harbour board to the two committees, and from there to the concrete, and from the concrete to a thing his father had said to him in 1994. Inside those four minutes Georgij learned that the tonnage had been financed by somebody the chairman was pleased about and would not name. He also learned that the chairman had said the word "Incheon" twice without meaning to. "You should come and see it," said Chairman Woo, to Annie, meaning Georgij. "He's very busy," said Annie. * * * The trick of it was that none of it was untrue. He never once told a man something about himself. He asked. "Do you still sail?" "Was it ten months or eleven?" "Is it true you did the second building without closing the first?" A question tells a room that you know something. A statement tells it exactly how much, and how recently, and where from. A man who says "you won at Sokcho last June" has handed over a great deal more than he has taken. And never the famous thing. Everybody praises the famous thing. The famous thing has been praised at this event for four consecutive years by people who read about it in an aeroplane, and a man stops hearing it somewhere around the third time. What nobody reaches for is the most recent one. The tonnage from six weeks ago. The judgment that came down in March. The small ugly acquisition that has not yet become part of anybody's legend and that the man is still quietly proud of because he is the only person alive who knows how close it came to not happening. Say that one, and he will talk to you until somebody physically removes him. And if anybody asked how he knew, he told them, because he did not lie and because the answer was harmless. "I read it." Two people asked. Both of them laughed. * * * To the women he gave the same thing he gave the men, which is the thing almost nobody gives them. Not the dress. Everybody was going to say the dress, and eleven people had already said the dress, and by half past eight the dress would be worth nothing at all. He asked Mrs Ryu about the arbitration. He asked her whether she had actually walked out of the room in Singapore or whether that was the version people told, and when she said that she had, he said that he thought it was the only interesting decision anybody had made that year, and he meant it, and she could hear that he meant it. Her face did not change very much. But she talked to him for six minutes, and she was not a woman who gave six minutes. Two others in the first quarter of an hour, and it worked on both of them, and he registered the fact that it had worked and did not enjoy it, because a currency spends beautifully in the first hour and by the second hour eight hundred people have compared notes, and every single person he charmed tonight was a person who could describe him in a fortnight to whoever asked. He was buying with something that would not be worth anything by eleven o'clock. So he spent it fast, and he spent it on the young. * * * There were seven people under thirty in that ballroom and he had located all seven inside the first quarter of an hour, because they were the easiest people in the building to find. They were the ones standing at the outer edge of a group of six, holding a glass they had not drunk from, being spoken past. Nobody guards a mouth in front of a person nobody counts. Nobody has ever had to. The nearest of them was a girl of about twenty-four at the edge of a group near the bar, who had not been introduced to anybody since he had walked into the room and had stopped expecting to be. He looked at her once, from two conversations away. He did not smile at her. A stranger's smile across a room is a thing a girl in that position has to decide about, and she had spent forty minutes deciding about things. He put her at the top of the list for later, and went back to being enchanted by a man who had built a terminal. * * * The lady by the pillar was called Mrs Sunwoo and she came at him from the left at the ten-minute mark. Three weeks ago she had sat two rows in front of a woman at the back with an untouched glass of water, and she had turned round with everybody else when a man in the second row stood up. She held out her hand. "We haven't met," she said. Georgij looked at her for about a quarter of a second. "No," he said, "I don't believe we have." He bowed over the hand, and gave her a smile that was precisely as warm as the one she had brought with her, and not one degree warmer. She asked whether he had been in Seoul long. He said not very. She said that the ceiling in this room was hideous, and had been hideous for thirty years, and that everybody agreed and nobody would say so. He laughed. She was pleased. She went away. Nothing else happened. He had spent four minutes in the car working out what to do if something did, and he had a shape for it, and he did not need the shape, and the not needing it told him more about what Annie had done in the last three weeks than any sentence she could have said. It's been handled. Somebody had gone to those three people. Somebody had said something to them, or paid something, or shown them something. Whatever it had been, it had been enough. It had been enough that a woman who had watched him from two rows away could walk up to him under eight hundred lights and say we haven't met. Georgij put that where he put things, and went on being delighted about the ceiling. * * * The education question came at twelve minutes, from a man called Hong whose name he knew, whose face was not on the list of twelve, and who had been at the same table at this event for nineteen years. "And where were you educated?" said Mr Hong. "Privately." "Ah. Abroad?" "Here and there. Eleven different houses." He said it lightly, as though it were the answer of a boy dragged round by a diplomat father, and let the man make of it what a man makes of it. "I was taught by whoever was in the house. And I read what I was given, which was mostly annual reports, so I know a great deal about the wrong things." Mr Hong laughed. Then he stopped laughing, which took him about a second and a half, and looked at Georgij properly for the first time since he had walked over. "You advise her." "I do." "Since when?" He had three weeks most of the way to his teeth before he heard it. A number like that is a date, and a date can be laid alongside another date. There were three people under this ceiling who had a date of their own, and one of them had shaken his hand eight minutes ago and told him the ceiling was hideous. "Not long," he said. "How long is not long?" "Less than a year." Georgij made it sound like modesty, which is what it looks like from the outside. "Long enough to know I'm the least interesting person standing at this table. Not long enough to be any use." Mr Hong enjoyed that, as he was intended to. "And who else?" "Nobody else." His eyebrows went up half a millimetre. He glanced at Annie, who was looking at the far side of the room with the expression of a woman waiting politely for a conversation to finish, and who did not correct a single word of it. "Nobody else," he said. "Then you don't know anybody in this room." "Not one soul." Georgij let his face do what it had been doing all evening, which was to be slightly too pleased to be standing where he was standing. "Which is why I'm about to ask you something I have no business asking a man I met four minutes ago." "Go on." "Who should I be careful of?" Mr Hong opened his mouth to laugh a second time and then did not, because it is the most flattering question anybody can put to a man of sixty-one, and because he had been coming to this event for nineteen years and nobody had ever once asked him. He took it seriously. He took nearly a minute over it. "Chairman Woo, who you have already met, and who will invite you to Yeongjong and then be extremely offended by whatever you say about it." He put a finger up. "Sunwoo, the one in the grey, who is charming and who has never in forty years told anybody the whole of anything." Two. Georgij waited, pleasantly, and did not help. "And Choi Dae-ho," said Mr Hong. "Who is not here, and who will know your name by Tuesday." "He isn't coming?" "He has never come to this. Nineteen years, and I have never once seen him at it." Mr Hong said that as though it settled something, and it did. "He sits on nothing. He is on no board. You will not find him in an annual report, so he is no use at all to a man who reads." It was meant as a small joke and did not arrive as one. "He gives dinners." "Thank you." Georgij bowed over it, properly, and for about a second and a half he stopped performing and simply smiled at the man, because he had been given something and he knew what it had cost to give it. It was a smaller smile than any of the others he had used that evening and it was the only one that was his. "I won't say where I had it." "You had better not," said Mr Hong, delighted, and went away to tell somebody. * * * He had two of those three already. Woo was on the twelve. Sunwoo was the lady by the pillar and had been on the list since the first week. Choi Dae-ho was not on the ninety-one and not on the four hundred and thirty, and a man does not produce a name at random after taking a minute over it, and Mr Hong had put him third, at the end, in the place where people leave the one they actually mean. It took Georgij until he was halfway back across the floor to understand that the absence proved nothing whatsoever. His four hundred and thirty had come out of a car service, a florist and an invoice for corkage. Every name on it had booked a car, or been counted at a table with a number on it, or had a glass of something that a hotel had billed to somebody. That is what the list was. It was not a list of the people who would be in the building. It was a list of the people who had left a mark on their way into it. A man who drives himself, sits at no table and does not drink is not in a car service, a florist's count or an accounts email, and would not have been in any of the four previous years of photographs either, because photographers point at whoever is being photographed. He had spent three weeks building an instrument, and he had been inside the building fourteen minutes when somebody handed him, in one sentence and by accident, the exact shape of the thing it could not see. * * * Every word of it true, and not one of them a number anybody could work with. He advised her. He had been doing it less than a year. He did it for her and for nobody else. There was no part of that he would ever have to take back, and no part of it that would line up against anything. What the room did with it was the room's own work. By nine o'clock there would be a man in this ballroom who had trained somewhere, and had come from a house before this one, and had been taken on exclusively at what everybody would assume was a frightening price, and not one line of that would have come out of Georgij's mouth. People build the rest themselves. They are far better at it than you are and they believe their own version in a way they will never believe yours. It was worth more to him tonight than the dinner jacket. It would also be expensive later, in a way he could not yet price, and it meant that at some point before midnight somebody was going to ask him a question with a number in it, in front of other people, to find out whether he was real. He was looking forward to that. The one that would cost him was simpler and would come from somebody kind. And who were you with before? * * * At fifteen minutes she let go. There was no signal, and he had been told in the car that there would not be, and he still did not see it coming. In fifteen minutes he had used four different smiles on nine people and had not once used any of them on the woman whose arm he was holding. It had not occurred to him to try, and it did not occur to him now, and he would think about that later and at a bad time. She was three sentences into somebody else's account of somebody else's divorce, and her hand simply was not on his arm any more, and she went on listening and nodding and did not glance at him, and the space where she had been standing closed up behind her. He stood in it for a moment. Then he took a glass off a tray that he had no intention of drinking, and turned, and started to count. A hundred and three tables of eight and a head table of twelve. Eight hundred and thirty-six covers. Four doors on the ballroom floor, two of them service, one behind table four that would be locked from this side after the speeches. The bar to the north. Two staircases. The terrace off the west side, glass doors, currently open, and cold enough that anybody standing out there was either smoking or talking. Ninety-one names. Twelve that mattered. Nine of the twelve tied to each other in ways that the room did not know about. And eight hundred people who had never in their lives had to keep an eye on a door. The basement had been harder. Nineteen men in a room with no windows, all of whom knew exactly what they were doing, and every one of them watching the exit while they bid. This was going to take him three hours. He had six.

End of Chapter 7