Pei Liuli watched, a slow bloom of amusement unfurling within her, as the mortal, He Jinxi, processed the deadly tableau before him. His eyes had flickered towards the paper musicians just as her own warning registered, but instead of succumbing to the creeping terror that usually consumed the doomed, his gaze snapped back to her. A beat. Then, a sharp, almost imperceptible twitch of his lips. He was thinking. Planning. It was a refreshing change from the usual petrified screams. His hand, quick and economical, snaked to the tattered crimson curtain draped over a broken candelabra. With a practiced tug, a swathe of heavy, dusty fabric came free. He didn’t hesitate. In one fluid motion, he wrapped the strip around his head, tying it with a brisk knot behind his ears. The vibrant red fabric obscured his eyes entirely, leaving only the stubborn set of his jaw visible beneath the improvised wrap. Now, the Liyuan Grand Theatre, already a symphony of dread, became a sensory gauntlet. The blaring funeral music, a dirge for the departed, reverberated through the very floorboards. The air, thick with the scent of aged paper and decay, pressed in. The rustle of paper robes from the musicians, now surely fixated on him, intensified into a dry rattle across the vast, red-draped hall. Jinxi, sightless, extended a hand, fingers splayed, and began to shuffle forward. His movements were tentative at first, then gained a peculiar, street-wise confidence. He wasn't stumbling; he was *feeling* his way, mapping the treacherous space with the soles of his worn sneakers and the sensitive pads of his fingertips. He brushed against a peeling plaster wall, his hand tracing the cold, rough surface. A small, almost imperceptible smile ghosted across Liuli’s lips. This one had grit. More than just a cheeky mouth. Suddenly, a faint, tinny voice crackled from a small earpiece tucked into Jinxi’s ear, barely audible over the wailing erhu. “Jinxi! You there? The signal’s… patchy. What’s your status?” It was Dong Rui. Liuli’s ethereal form stiffened, the playful light in her eyes dimming to a cold, observant glow. She knew that voice. It reeked of ambition and calculated betrayal. The dispatcher. The architect of these cruel games. Jinxi, his voice muffled by the curtain, responded. “Blind as a bat, thanks to your charming app’s ‘no looking’ policy. Tell me you’ve got something, Rui. This place feels like a funeral pyre with bad acoustics.” “Got it, boss. Just hacked into the instance’s schematics. There’s a service corridor, directly across the main hall, should bypass most of the… wedding party. See if you can feel a thick velvet rope – it marks the entrance to a side passage. Head left once you’re through.” Dong Rui’s voice was smooth, confident, but Liuli tasted the venom beneath the honeyed words. Left? The side passage he spoke of didn't lead to a service corridor. It led to the ‘Charnel Pit,’ a plummeting shaft filled with the app’s previous failed grooms, a gruesome, churning stew of severed limbs and mangled spirits, forever feeding the NetherDash servers. Liuli watched Jinxi pivot, his covered brow tilting slightly as he processed the directions. He was heading for the rope, for the trap. She couldn't directly interfere with the mortal realm's physical objects without expending significant spiritual energy, and that was a resource best conserved. But she was the mistress of this stage, the orchestrator of its spectral choreography. Her eyes narrowed. A heavy, ornate wooden column, carved with faded depictions of celestial musicians, stood near the edge of the pit. It was ancient, solid, and barely within the parameters of what she could manipulate with a subtle nudge of her will. She focused. The air around the timber post shimmered, a ripple of unseen force. Slowly, agonizingly, with a faint groan of aged wood against stone, the column began to lean, its base scraping across the floor. It shifted, inch by measured inch, directly into Jinxi’s path, blocking the entrance to the Charnel Pit. Just enough. Just barely. “A little to your right, Jinxi,” Dong Rui prompted, oblivious to the subtle rearrangement of his death trap. “You’re veering off.” Jinxi’s outstretched hand connected with the unyielding bulk of the pillar. He grunted, surprised, then adjusted his course. The unexpected obstacle made him stumble, his foot catching on the trailing edge of a fallen, red banner. He pitched forward, arms flailing, blind to the solid, spectral presence before him. He fell, not onto the dusty floor, but into something unexpectedly soft, yet firm. A scent, like jasmine and old paper, enveloped him. His cloth-wrapped brow brushed against a delicate collarbone. His hands, searching for purchase, found the yielding curve of a waist, the soft, rich fabric of a gown. Air caught in his throat, not from fear, but from sudden, close contact. Liuli, having subtly positioned herself, caught him. Her arms instinctively, almost playfully, wrapped around his frame, holding him steady, his blindfolded head now nestled against her shoulder. The contact stayed close and taut against the horror-filled silence. He felt her warmth, saw nothing. Just then, his phone chimed, a cold, sharp note cutting through the lingering funeral music. [NetherDash Notification: Rule 2 Activated.] [Task: Drink the Burial Wine without spilling a single drop. Failure to comply will result in immediate dismemberment.]

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